Fantasy football we're both quarterbacks,
Opposite sides of the beds playing field,
Out her pocket she sees my rushing sack,
Tightend on her rear, she pump fakes then shields,
Ball with both hands looking for opening,
A small hole in her backfield makes me grin,
Last second before impact she's throwing,
Long pass but I intercept and slide in,
Smoothely for a crowd pleasing turnover,
Using her timeout she bends and huddles,
Next throw is a Hail Mary back shoulder,
Dodging her tackle I almost fumble,
A hand on my back we push, twist and groan,
Yelling, I spike the ball in her end zone.