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REDHEADED WOMEN AND BALD MEN

By Dan Donlan, www.PoetryPoem.com/dandy1    Unlock all Features - Upgrade to Poetry Prime


Remember when all the girls wanted to be blonde?
The men wore toupees like Elvis
Both boys and girls wore colored shades
The girls wanted bigger busts
So they paid for breast transplants
Then there came the piercing trend
Everything was pierced including things unseen
I mean if you wanted to look ugly just look in the mirror
Myself I stayed natural which was ugly enough
But Irish I have a slight tinge of red hair
That is before everything started turning Grey
I notice today the girls red hair tattoos some purple
And the guys giving up on toupees going bald
I have finally become trendy my hair receding somewhat
Still has some red tint and fold it over look like Elvis
Only like what Elvis would look like in his seventies
I find some girl with red hair attractive and yes
This old man still looks although wearing shades
Doctors say I have damaged my eyes alittle not wearing them
I still see thirty thirty but black things float around
Also when driving at night I put my faith in Jesus
Trendy or not I refuse to shave my head or wear earrings
And putting iron on my nose I constantly have allergies
One of the things I might be allergic to is rust
But if you cannot find a mate any other way by all means be trendy
But when those ladies in the eighties look good in purple hair
I am going to get an eyetest and get new glasses








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