Being six foot tall in fifth grade
Kept me from being bullied
But it wasn't good for trick or treating
"Son, would you step back and let your little brothers
Up front so I can give the candy!"
So I stood in back always Frankensteen
I would get half the candy of every other kid,
Most of them much older than me.
One day a mans said, "Nice of you to take the kids around."
And he handed me a beer.
The other kids wanted in back but they weren't up to it