I won't drive by a cemetery
Of goblems and witches I am wary
I think I saw a ghost outside my window
Creapy things going by real slow
What was that--did you see it?
A scary thing the eyes did glow
Tiny creatures about in the night
I think I well turn out a light
Scream and hollar with all my might
The Grim reaper that ain't right
And what if I should run out of candy
Is that--is that the end of dandy
Some of those little creatures are cute
On that the lady hiding in back well dispute
Those looking for trouble I'll give the boot
Is that really an owl outside hear the hoot
Halloween comes only once a year
One time too many for scarty cats I fear
I'll send Grandma with the candy bowl
YOu think me a coward but I guard the rear
You can't be too careful you know