Let me not make you blush
Let me not make you laugh
Let me not be sexist and rude
Let me not act like a dude
Because I will
Because I might
Because I am
Because I am that I am
Let me not love the eccentric
Let me not prosper from poetry
Let me not forsake the rules
Let me not write poetry that drools
Because I might act just like my dog
Because I might act just like my other dog
Because I might do the kidney-bean wiggle
Because I might jump on you and giggle
Let me wag my backside
Let me wag my tongue
Let me wag my tail
LET ME WAG MY TALE.
