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Misdirections
In my lifetime Malaya, Korea, Suez,
Falklands, Bosnia, The First Gulf War
As the Twentieth Century passed
I'm sure there were more.
Sitting in the wrong house
Trying to think
Really I've had
Far too much to drink.
It was the last Voddy that did it.
Went straight to my head.
I should have turned right
But I turned left instead.
How could I tell her
I was in the wrong street
So I invented this survey
Which I asked her to complete.
Slurring and stuttering, pretending
To Research on conflict and strife
And their effect on
Living a normal life.
It doesn't seem to matter
How much effort I make
The lady has discovered
That I am a fake.
She went upstairs
I think to ring the police
So I slip out through the door
To a hurried release.
A patrol car arrives
Passes me on the street
Just too late
My escape is complete.
This time I turn
And walk the correct way,
Glad to be free at the end
Of a very very trying day.
Thinking, Second Gulf War,
Afghanistan,the Islamic State,
The Twenty First Century
Proving to be yet another one of hate.
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Misdirections
Misdirections