In case you're wondering what happened to my hips, I'm addicted to Mountain Dew and Plain Lays Potato Chips;
That recipe, Man, whatever it is they put in it, Keep my jaws going a thousand chews a minute;
I could almost understand some kind of fancy cake, But these are just potato chips for goodness sake! I know one thing, I'm really beginning to worry, I don't know if I look like Madea or Tyler Perry;
I'm putting myself on a really, strict, strict diet, Even my friends laugh themselves into a riot, Everybody's having themselves a real live ball, Because my backside looks just like a wall!
This is it! From now on, I CAN eat just one,
My days of gouging myself like a pig are all done;
I refuse to have a wiggly jiggly belly roll, I will eat one chip, its worth the self-control!
