The other day, I walked into the living room, just in time to overhear a loud conversation between my cat and my dog.
It went something like this. The cat said, “You are the stupidest animal I’ve ever known! You think because you run
and get the newspaper every night, get his house shoes and lick his feet, that he likes you better than he liks me! I
don’t have to hit a lick and he pets me all the time!”
The dog laughed and said, “How could he possibly like you better! You lay on your lazy ass all day long, sleeping!
You get cat hair all over the couch, bed and carpet! You stink up the house, because you’re too damn lazy to go
outside to use the toilet! They have to call you to come and eat and then you act like you don’t appreciate the food!
You are as useless as one of those kids!”
The cat replied, “Yeah, well at least I don’t have to run and get a leash and beg to go to the toilet, or sit up and roll
over for my food and I don’t have to put up with that little brat riding on my back all over the place!”
The dog angrily said, “You’d better shut up or I’ll chase you under the bed again!”
The cat laughed and said, “No you won’t, because here comes the human and
he will hit you with that rolled up newspaper again!”