Hooray, just like the Shakespeare play,
you look so God awful good,
much adoin' nothin' all day.
Cuz, you're so solidly
rich.
Strike a curious, mostly spurious, pose.
I like what the doc did with the bidge of your nose
and how perfectly your over bite
they adjusted.
Your posse' took heat
so you wouldn't get busted.
Cuz,you're richer than the richest of
the Rich.
It takes more than a village
to keep your dough hid.
Your ego's in bed and romancin' your id.
You've got way too much juice
for us other kids,
You're number one on any hit parade
Master Mac.Rich.
.
You're a real shaker and a mover
out shadowboxed
J.Edgar Hoover.
When your ex-beau was found
bloated and blue
in your art-deco-heart shaped
swimming pool
you didn't even flinch.
You just wrote out a check
cuz, you're richer and bolder and blonder than heck
If the law should ever catch up with you,
you'd simply shift gears,
that's what you do.
Your court cases are long on the docket
Postponed indefinitely
due to your deepest of pockets.
Pit crews gas up more of your funny cars.
Pink slips go to the new racing stars.
Drinks all around on your tab at the bar
cuz you're obscenely rich.
Got away scot free
with the biggest of scores.
When a blemish erupted,
they sealed your pores.
Strike another most spurious, thought curious,pose
Dance like li'l Egypt
at all the right trashiest shows.
Lightin up the dance floor
curlin everyone's toes.
You're too rich.
Haul the old stuff out,
shop the new stuff in
Bearer Bonds are your next ot kin.
Calling all avalable cash machines,
with high calf skin boots,faux faded,ripped,, jeans
first responder on the scene.
Tag, you're it.
It's another red letter day.
You took the grand prize
and you didn't even have to play....
You really lit the match
Sittin'high atop
your monastery of scratch
Three cheers, for Tricky, Mac Dickey O'Rich.
.
Since, you're
Fluffin Stuffin.
Truffle suckin'
Bronco bustin'
diamond encrusted
Fairy dusted
Ill begotten
Spoiled rotten
Euber, Idle
Most entitled
Deedle daidle
Bernie Madoff
Michael Milken
Rumplestiltskin
Specials blinkin'
Birdie sinkin'
Champagne glasses
All a clinkin'
Filthy
Stinkin
Beaugie
Nouveau
Riche'
But, get over yourself.
cuz, the riches you call treasures
are lookin' , rancid, and decrepit.
And, they make me want to
(Reh
Reh
ReH
REH RECH
REH REH RECH....
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