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'' Do You Talk To Yourself ''
Where's that hammer?
I left it there,
Anger and stammer,
What a pair.
It has been moved,
Don't tell lies,
It can't be proved,
Your argument dies.
Where are my nails,
They've disappeared,
Everything fails,
To madness I'm geared.
You took them away,
This is sad,
It's causing affray,
Driving me mad.
Now the remote,
It was on the telly,
Don't dare gloat,
This is turning smelly.
You're being unkind,
I'm not that daft,
No I'm not blind,
I know you laughed.
It wasn't me,
So it must be you,
Refusing to see,
Just makes me blue.
In walks the wife,
She is to blame,
Oh the strife,
I'll make her feel shame.
This house is haunted,
It must have a ghost,
If it is she taunted,
You are its host.
Everything you seek,
Is there on the shelf,
Why when you speak,
' Do You Talk To Yourself '
I left it there,
Anger and stammer,
What a pair.
It has been moved,
Don't tell lies,
It can't be proved,
Your argument dies.
Where are my nails,
They've disappeared,
Everything fails,
To madness I'm geared.
You took them away,
This is sad,
It's causing affray,
Driving me mad.
Now the remote,
It was on the telly,
Don't dare gloat,
This is turning smelly.
You're being unkind,
I'm not that daft,
No I'm not blind,
I know you laughed.
It wasn't me,
So it must be you,
Refusing to see,
Just makes me blue.
In walks the wife,
She is to blame,
Oh the strife,
I'll make her feel shame.
This house is haunted,
It must have a ghost,
If it is she taunted,
You are its host.
Everything you seek,
Is there on the shelf,
Why when you speak,
' Do You Talk To Yourself '
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`` Do You Talk To Yourself ``
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