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GOT RID OF BING BY REQUEST

By Dan Donlan, www.PoetryPoem.com/dandy1    Unlock all Features - Upgrade to Poetry Prime


Although Grandma does wear bling
Inside joke only known by a few
I look like Bing Crosby--??? who knew!
I always thought he was handsome!
Domparing me to Bing is a little dumb
Anyone saying that has not heard me sing
I'm a lonely frog hiding neath a log doing my thing
I'm more like a soprano Frogman Henry heard him sing?
And too fat to dance and jog
Come hear me play a diddy on this log
This is to announce a new site picture
I am trying to put on me and Brent
But hit the button and this was what was sent
It was Grandma and Ryan all along
Falling down the stairs my memory is gone
On the Top Ten tunes told this does not belong
I am thinking of writing Western music heres my song
"Dogs and cats is where its at in my "57" Cadillac
There's a rat on my bumper and this beast won't start
I give up on the Battery jumper and call my Caddy home
Problem is it is a convertible and lost it's dome
Got a one string guitar and no more on the roam
Raining cats and dog and I am looking at the moon
Caddy filling with water have to leave here soon
Someone has ratted me out and here come the law
Considered to be homeless have to leave you AW
Wrote this diddy for my long dead drunken Pa
I'm either crazy, moving up the charts or Alzheimer's blest
Getting old is hell this old cowboy must confess
My love of my life my old lady is out and under the hood
As any lady the wife of a western singer should
Next I'll write a song Bing would sing a little oldies swing
I'd leave this prarie head south to Mexico
But this old Caddie has lost it's battery it won't go
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas---"
The Caddy is filling up with snow
Before Bing puts you all to sleep I have to go













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