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'' My Ex Was One Evil Woman ''
I had a fright,
Late last night,
It really caused me strife,
A female asked me for a light,
She claimed she was my wife.
I've never wed,
Not easily led,
Her claims were so uncouth,
Yet here was she within my bed,
What the Hell's the truth.
She knew my name,
Was it a game?
My mind was playing tricks,
I knew I didn't feel the same,
I was really in a fix.
My memory gone,
I felt put upon,
I was really feeling stressed,
My bank account was overdrawn,
This was hard to digest.
In came five kids,
All making bids,
To try and take my money,
Had my life finally hit the skids,
This was no longer funny.
Full of tension,
Truth merited a mention,
I asked her when we married,
Could her claims be an elaborate invention?
My mind was feeling harried.
This was extreme,
My tears did stream,
The truth I just had to find,
Twas then I awoke from my terrible dream.
The alcohol was controlling my mind
I will not lie,
I wanted to die,
After all I am only human,
Though the female I'd never decry,
' My Ex Was One Evil Woman '
Late last night,
It really caused me strife,
A female asked me for a light,
She claimed she was my wife.
I've never wed,
Not easily led,
Her claims were so uncouth,
Yet here was she within my bed,
What the Hell's the truth.
She knew my name,
Was it a game?
My mind was playing tricks,
I knew I didn't feel the same,
I was really in a fix.
My memory gone,
I felt put upon,
I was really feeling stressed,
My bank account was overdrawn,
This was hard to digest.
In came five kids,
All making bids,
To try and take my money,
Had my life finally hit the skids,
This was no longer funny.
Full of tension,
Truth merited a mention,
I asked her when we married,
Could her claims be an elaborate invention?
My mind was feeling harried.
This was extreme,
My tears did stream,
The truth I just had to find,
Twas then I awoke from my terrible dream.
The alcohol was controlling my mind
I will not lie,
I wanted to die,
After all I am only human,
Though the female I'd never decry,
' My Ex Was One Evil Woman '
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`` My Ex Was One Evil Woman ``
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