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I'm going to save my money 



And buy a special little car



With a two toned siren horn and



Mounted flashing blue light bar,



And I'll go out driving



And one of these nights



I'll find a policeman waiting



At red traffic lights.



And I'll pull up behind him, 



Blast him with my horn



At the same turning 



My flashing blue lights on.



I'll bet the unwary officer



Almost fouls his pants with shock



And I will drive on past him



Putting mileage on the clock.



And as I shoot past



I certainly won't linger



Just lift up my hand 



And give him the finger.



Oh the fun and excitement



Of such a jolly jape



Made even better



If I effect my escape



I once got breathalysed



For having a dirty number plate



And the officer that did it treated



Me with such contempt and hate.



He didn't believe me,



Now I come to think,



When I said I didn't



Ever drive after  drink.



A negative result 



But that man was so rude



That I took the time to inform him



Of his bad attitude



I told he was impolite



The worst PC I'd ever seen



He wasn't very pleased



Told me to quickly leave the scene



I normally respect the police



But some of them dont give a hoot



And just a few of them



Are too big for their boots



So I'm  saving my money



To try and make things right



By a dose of their own medicine



At a set of  traffic lights.



That’s how he stopped me



Early one  Boxing Night



And those flashing lights 



Gave us such a fright.



 


 



 




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