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Have You Ever Seen a Trumpalaprank?
Have you ever seen a Trumpalaprank
With its piercing, beady eyes
And its HUGE plume or fiery crest
That reaches to the skies?
It viciously spews both fire and venom
In every known direction.
When it lashes out, its victims
Must scurry for protection.
It's known to inhabit lofty places
To better its chances for attack.
When it strikes with relentless force,
You'll hear a resounding thwack.
It feasts on ignorance, anger, and fear
With gluttonous desire.
Then it belches with pompous pride
A potent, hellish fire.
To stir up support, it uses tactics
To hypnotize the unwary,
Who then become its fawning slaves
In a speed and manner that's scary.
Routing out the vulnerable ones--
Which it does with devious delight--
It stirs up annoyance, distrust and enmity
And watches heads spin with fright.
It fraternizes with Palinofarces,
Which makes it all the more frightening.
They drown each other out with their chatter--
A far cry from enlightening.
Two heroes can help subdue
The merciless Trumpalaprank:
Education and Compassionate Thought
Can counter its smugness and swank.
Seek out those heroes now,
For danger and destruction are rife.
If you encounter the Trumpalaprank
In the meantime, run for your life!
(9-5-15)
With its piercing, beady eyes
And its HUGE plume or fiery crest
That reaches to the skies?
It viciously spews both fire and venom
In every known direction.
When it lashes out, its victims
Must scurry for protection.
It's known to inhabit lofty places
To better its chances for attack.
When it strikes with relentless force,
You'll hear a resounding thwack.
It feasts on ignorance, anger, and fear
With gluttonous desire.
Then it belches with pompous pride
A potent, hellish fire.
To stir up support, it uses tactics
To hypnotize the unwary,
Who then become its fawning slaves
In a speed and manner that's scary.
Routing out the vulnerable ones--
Which it does with devious delight--
It stirs up annoyance, distrust and enmity
And watches heads spin with fright.
It fraternizes with Palinofarces,
Which makes it all the more frightening.
They drown each other out with their chatter--
A far cry from enlightening.
Two heroes can help subdue
The merciless Trumpalaprank:
Education and Compassionate Thought
Can counter its smugness and swank.
Seek out those heroes now,
For danger and destruction are rife.
If you encounter the Trumpalaprank
In the meantime, run for your life!
(9-5-15)
