Beware of creeps with no Life
They are out there waiting to call
"Someone has robbed your account!"
The robber is a huge stuffed woman on the phone
On dope and addicted to cigarettes and drugs
How do I know I can hear her breathing
But how does she know your number?
First off she is guessing
She huffs through every number
Hoping to find someone at a local bank
She has no idea who she is talking to
She is fishing for information
What is you name and credit card number
If you were the bank you would know all that
But she caught you worrying
She only needs that last four numbers
I gave her the fraud protection number at my bank
Told her my wife was at home had the numbers
Fraud protection is waiting for her call
Some of us are dumb enought to give her information
She sounded dumb enough to bite and call fraud protection