Open mic at The Tiger

There's Derek, Keith and Don

And a whole bunch of artists 

All called John

And many many more

Whose names I can't recall

Such different styles of music

But brilliant one and all

And they all perform for nothing

In a superbly varied night

No need to buy a drink
If your budget is that tight

And I'm so very proud

They listen to our spoken word

That's Terry and Sue

Me and my bird.

Such a crowd of characters

In a venue I really like

You should roll up and try to

Attend The Tiger Inn's open mic