My son's Christmas gift
Mom and I check our DNA
How stupid was that?
Irish to the core and her
Bowing to the Queen!
Went to Ireland to find the Castle
She went to England to praise the queen.
Actually lead car in Orange parade
lead those bloody traitors into a wall.
So the results came in,
I am 43% English only 27% Irish
She is 26% English 45% Europe West
Checked my fourth cousins
Several I am finding are Russian Jews
I am still not bowing to the Queen
Nor is Puts my leader, I'm American
Wife says, "See you have to have more respect!"
and the biggest slam, "To your betters!"
I am still Irish 27% to nothing on her chart.
Still am growing my own potatoes drinking Irish
whiskey finding the queens tea tasteless
The leafs are falling off my family tree
It well be a long time before this Irishman
Spits in another tube and faces reality