That this Irishman
Is not quite Irish at all
Only 27% 43& English
This Irishman's bride
Who worships the Queen
Has little English at all
Is mostly Scandinavian and
Mid Western European
That I have 2% Russian Jew
I who found the family Irish Castle
in distain of the ruling dictators
I well not spit for DNA again
I may find I am related to
my brother in laws or
the prolific monopolysing poet