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Breakfast time at
Bosworth Hall Hotel.
We found our way by
Following the smell.
Excuse me I said as
The flames inched higher,
I think I've set
The toaster on fire.
I think he realised
It wasn't a joke
When he saw the
Rising smoke.
I'll give him his due
He didn't linger,
Shouted bloody hell
As he burned his finger.
Feeling guilty
I hung my head
As he extracted
Blackened bread.
Breakfast
Though rather nice
Lacked the touch
Of a second slice.
Once again
I got into a fix:
Hotels and me
Don't seem to mix.
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Burnt Toast
Burnt Toast