The voluptuously swaying nightingales; magnanimously awarded me with the certificate of blissfully serene  singing, 

 

The fathomlessly sluggishly ambling and pot-bellied tortoise; uninhibitedly awarded me with the certificate of non-invasively phlegmatic laziness, 

 

The boundlessly sweltering terrain of the unbelievably scorching desert; deservingly awarded me with the certificate of unrelentingly hard-earned perspiration, 

 

The candidly reflecting and irrefutably unflinching mirror; philanthropically awarded me with the certificate of gloriously majestic truth, 

 

The resplendently rain soaked peacock; celestially awarded me with the certificate of vivaciously enamoring dance, 

 

The insatiably impeccable avalanche of gargantuan ice; bounteously awarded me with the certificate of astoundingly unnerved coolness, 

 

The cocoon of crimson clouds in limitless sky; rhapsodically awarded me with the certificate of inimitably unparalleled sensuousness, 

 

The unequivocally flirtatious squirrel; enchantingly awarded me with the certificate of unsurpassably inscrutable and timeless frolic, 

 

The peerlessly parading and towering lion; unabashedly awarded me with the certificate of pricelessly exhilarating majesty, 

 

The regally scarlet and poignant wonderful rose; marvelously awarded me with the certificate of undauntedly Samaritan scent, 

 

The Spartan robes of immaculate white; chivalrously awarded me with the certificate of amazingly unbiased simplicity, 

 

The tirelessly undulating and effulgently arcane sea; brilliantly awarded me with the certificate of unendingly effusive tanginess, 

 

The ubiquitously overpowering dinosaur; intrepidly awarded me with the certificate of indomitably Herculean and endless strength, 

 

The exuberantly flapping kites in clear sky; unlimitedly awarded me with the certificate of indefatigably nervous energy, 

 

The mischievously batting eyelids; pristinely awarded me with the certificate 

of blessedly symbiotic flirtation, 

 

The mystically vacillating and transiently titillating rainbows; graciously awarded me with the certificate of eclectically burgeoning diversity, 

 

The intransigently functioning globe outside; courteously awarded me with the certificate of sagaciously punctilious pragmatism, 

 

The aristocratically nubile maiden with a uncontrollably passionate heart; gregariously awarded me with the certificate of perennially fructifying love, 

 

And the Omnipotent Almighty Lord not only unassailably awarded me with the certificate of fearlessly charismatic life; but impregnated the quintessential tenacity in all of the above and infinite more to be able to benevolently honor me; to award me with spell binding certificates.