A year or so ago
I decided to sell my vinal
Over ten thousand albums
Family didn't share my collections
Four thousand would have bought them all
Vinal is coming back
The price has gone up
Albums are selling for two dollars not one
So I was looking over my albums
"Allman and Woman"
A memory from the past
Family vacation in Reno
Quiet alone laying by the pool
Our two small children in the short end
They don't hit on this old dude anymore
Long story short
The lady didn't see the wife laying beside me
Asked if I wanted to go to a party wedding
Was embarrased when wife rose up
"There is a wedding today I am Cher's friend
How would you kids like to be my guest?
Cher is marrying Greg Allman."
We had to pass it was our last swim
The trip home lasted about as long as the wedding
But I am about to play the vinal missed the dance