Lovely bride and I
Celebrated our 55Th
Wedding Anniversary
In St Lucas, Cabo Mexico, by the sea
Beautiful Sunsets
Waves crashing on the shore
Sandy beaches to explore
What happens in Cabo ignore
There I lay basking in the sunshine
My bride splashing in the pool
What I had not expected
Now I heard about sharks!
Things that lurked near the Ocean
But a Mermaid with a toe fetish
And half my age
She came at me with a clipper
I became the talk of the pool
Wife said get rid of her
Or there well be blood in the waters
There was my toe nail
Laying bleeding
I'm still a little in shock
I am home having nightmares
Sadly the girl was a hauled away
By other Mermaids
Now the wife is not jealous
Me I am missing a toe nail
What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo
with my aging toe
A story on the way home I go
Caught in the flow
I'm a gentleman you know
What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo
Do toenails grow back?
Are there really Mermaids
Or just females drunks on Margaritas?