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My New Year's Resolution
New Year's resolutions
Normally aren't worth making,
Since they tend to be
Something we're usually breaking.
I've decided Whoa!
To self-deprivation
And unnecessary
Guilt and indignation.
My resolution this year
Is to daily devour
As many sweets as possible.
(Preferably on the hour.)
The ideal situation
Would be for me to sate
My appetite for confections
Without gaining weight.
All those pastries and donuts
Might not be so cheap.
But THIS is a resolution
That shouldn't be hard to keep.
(1-1-17)
Normally aren't worth making,
Since they tend to be
Something we're usually breaking.
I've decided Whoa!
To self-deprivation
And unnecessary
Guilt and indignation.
My resolution this year
Is to daily devour
As many sweets as possible.
(Preferably on the hour.)
The ideal situation
Would be for me to sate
My appetite for confections
Without gaining weight.
All those pastries and donuts
Might not be so cheap.
But THIS is a resolution
That shouldn't be hard to keep.
(1-1-17)
