Why ahm a here? Weel ye may ask,
Cause ah've been gi'en an enormous task;
Tae Skairm a toast tae aw ye braw lassies'
But ah've nae tae say oanythin', way to sassy!
Rabbie oan the other hand wid mak ye swoon
Wi' ‘Fair Eliza', ‘Fair Jenny' oan ‘The Banks o' Doon'!
‘Mary Morrison', ‘Country Lassie' an ‘Meg o' The Mill';
These Scottish works wid bring a great thrill!
Pirwee is a word fur a flighty young lass,
But ye bonnie lassies are aw Super Class!
Sae aw raise yer glesses an' let's hae some fun,
Wi' sangs an' poems frae The Bard Rabbie Burns.
A toast tae the lassies --- The Lassies!!!