As much as I love dogs
Dog does not have a driver's license
Should not be sitting on my lap as I am driving
My dog occasionally has fleas
He should not be in food carts
Nor does he alway control his pees
and or for that matter surely not in restaurants
No Six inch service dog please!
Not that I wouldn't bring treats
Occasionally I use my phone for calls
But I am not texting as I drive
"Gee, video games are out---?"
Girl hit a bus head on 13 were killed
She was texting
Now isn't that one perplexing?
Gal slammed into the side of my car
She was on the phone to her boyfriend
Deductible might delay their marriage plans
Service dogs should be for service
And Handicapped spaces for handicaps
Wife had surgery had to park outer places
All the yard worker's have stolen Handicap stickers
Were parked in all the handicap spaces
All the dental assistants and their kids
Grandma is in old folk's home
So far three of her blouses have been stolen
The one percent on top should be paying your wages
Does anyone anymore understand honor and honesty?
I am thinking about a new blouse and a rat trap
Loaded in Grandma's closet to catch a rat---!