Amanda the Panda chewing bamboo
Loved Big Geoff the Zimbabwean Gnu
But she didn’t leak it
Just kept it a secret
While repelling the advances
Of any Panda that fancied his chances.`
Sadly that quest was bound to fail
For Geoff the Gnu was a gay male.
So Amanda the Panda, lady of distinction
Decided to hasten her species extinction
And year after year stayed celibate
Totally rejecting any suitable mate.
Geoffrey the Gnu
With nothing to do
Just couldn't wait
To find the right mate
So Geoffrey Zimbabwean Gnu
Bid Amanda the Panda adieu
And in despair
Married a hare
Said his I do
Vowed to be true
And convulsed with laughter
Lived happily for ever after.
Ananda the Panda, either in disgust or hate,
Abandoned with abandon her virginal state
Attacking with glee
The Panda Chi Chi
Forgetting her grieving
And quickly conceiving.
There's a new baby Panda now at the Zoo
Isn't it amazing what jealousy can do.