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Tree Dancing

Dancing nekkid around a tree
I only did it for a bet
But me mate stole me clothes
The theiving little git.
As I told the constsble
I only did it for a lark
And maybe it was unwise
To do it in the park
And maybe I should have waited
For the fall of night
Early afternoon I agreed
Just hadn't been right.
I got a night in the cells
Fined a hundred quid and costs
Even winning the bet
I've stil financially lost.
That's the very last time
That I get Brahms and Liszt
They've  threatened to add me
To the Sex Offenders list.

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