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Topical Limericks - February 2018
SECURITY CLEARANCES
Rules at the White House...Who reads them?
Proper procedures...Who heeds them?
Security clearances
Make scant appearances.
The attitude is: Who needs them?
-by Bob B (2-20-18)
ON SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
Trump says you just have to say,
“I didn't do it,” and they
Will blame your accusers
And call them all losers.
That's life in Trumpworld today!
-by Bob B (2-21-18)
GUNS
More GUNS in our schools, Trump swears,
Will STOP the school shootings. He dares
To repeat what the vice pres
Of the NRA says.
They're BOTH lacking something upstairs.
-by Bob B (2-23-18)
HIRING THE BEST?
We know that Trump knows how to fire ‘em,
But how does his conduct inspire ‘em?
Three of his men
Are felons now. When
Will HE ever learn how to hire ‘em?
-by Bob B (2-23-18)
REFORM
Gun-law reform will crash
If Trump believes that it's rash.
The gun lobby's puppet
Will never give up; it
Is hard when you count on their cash.
-by Bob B (2-24-18)
Rules at the White House...Who reads them?
Proper procedures...Who heeds them?
Security clearances
Make scant appearances.
The attitude is: Who needs them?
-by Bob B (2-20-18)
ON SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
Trump says you just have to say,
“I didn't do it,” and they
Will blame your accusers
And call them all losers.
That's life in Trumpworld today!
-by Bob B (2-21-18)
GUNS
More GUNS in our schools, Trump swears,
Will STOP the school shootings. He dares
To repeat what the vice pres
Of the NRA says.
They're BOTH lacking something upstairs.
-by Bob B (2-23-18)
HIRING THE BEST?
We know that Trump knows how to fire ‘em,
But how does his conduct inspire ‘em?
Three of his men
Are felons now. When
Will HE ever learn how to hire ‘em?
-by Bob B (2-23-18)
REFORM
Gun-law reform will crash
If Trump believes that it's rash.
The gun lobby's puppet
Will never give up; it
Is hard when you count on their cash.
-by Bob B (2-24-18)
