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Soft and sexy Soft and sexy. ‘Oh my soul! Wrap ‘Me up and take me home.’ She was An angel in every way, why even her Love had wings and come nightfall It was a wrench to let go of such a Beautiful creature perchance the small Hours might give rise to pirates who Not for the first time in my life have Cost me dear in matters of the heart
Gone from these shores these many Years now was the fate of my last Love, press ganged via the haunted Jetty at Sweptaway Bay. Where she Went, why and when she was taken Are still a mystery, but word from the Americas tell of a girl kidnapped for Ransom who proved to be so beautiful A pirate of note instantly fell in love With her and she with him
Consolation, if there was any of it To be had at the time took the form Of a note pinned to a star which read As follows: Love is not always as we Would wish it to be. There are winners And there are losers and sadly on this Occasion you, dear earth dweller, fell Into the unfortunate category of the Latter, but, be of good cheer earthling The pirate of note has a beautiful sister In dire need of a captain for her ship The Light Diamond and I fancy if you Were to apply for the position she might Jump at the chance of securing a man Of your consummate skills at the wheel
And so tonight you are in the happy Position of having the stars on your Side and on the fringe of the brightest Star you will find the coordinates for A happy voyage through life. Marry The sister of the pirate of note and you Will find her love worth more than any Plunder credited to her brother
Your losing streak is passed and with its Passing comes a new page of good fortune A fortune that will be yours at the helm of A ship with a heart, a heart that loves you And always will. Set sail now young man For the winds and the tide are in your favour
© Joseph G Dawson Vote for this poem
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