An eccentric way with the world
A new era of shortcuts complicated and easy
You can get lost in the tube with the world of lifestyle hacks
Boffins with the web only criminals and fraudulent
Fore never did I quite see this coming
My account locked out and unable to access
Fore i changed passwords pretty easily
A spring clean and an item missing
Realizing i also change numbers quite as easily as passwords
The phone without security now accessible to the evil envious boffin
I was a geek too only I used my power for inspiration and gratitude
Now back in my account, i see people i never did search for but knew existed
Tagged in their photos and unable to breathe
Acidic quarks of tears streaming out of my food optimizing eyes
Messenger dings in angry unforeseen wives of dispute
These friends now my enemies out to get me
Faced with more than a book of trouble
I now face the inevitable doom of humiliation
Crawling through the streets eyes are angered but i remain deadly silent, but innocent
People too quick to judge, but 20 years of friendship ruined by a social media hacker
Why would i tag myself in your selfies or talk to your husbands
I am a published author with many followers on Instagram connected to Facebook so it made sense
That very evening my phone dinged by Insta to reveal
one keen to buy my account with almost 20k followers
I froze and said these are my fans i wont give them away
my account is worth more than a million and they agreed to cough it up
Only i said i need the cheque first, but they refused until the account was handed over
For now i deactivate the evil book and never did i feel so free at last
Those who chose to stand by me are my real friends and the rest are fake So i now reveal its a fake book it tells you who your real friends are