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Hey! Look at me aren`t I handsome
You will see that so is my best chum,
These selfies can be so much fun
My photo album has just begun.

Do you think we look alike?
You may say a little lifelike,
I think the resemblance is strong
I don`t think you`ll say I`m wrong.

I take these selfies for a laugh
People may want my autograph,
I may become famous worldwide
My inner beauty I just can`t hide.

It`s time to have a facial done
All my admirers I will stun,
There`ll be no bags beneath my eyes
And my cheek bones I can moisturize.

These selfie sticks are really great
To any angle they will rotate,
I take my photo just about anywhere
Some of which I just won`t share.

A holiday snap I must include
It will show I`m such a cool dude,
Relaxing by the pool as you do
Happy that no sunburn will ensue.

No wrinkly skin for me, Oh no!
Just some dried up bone marrow,
Can`t have the best of both worlds
As I now live in the underworld.

Still there is a lot of fun to be had
My friend and I though underclad,
We let the wind blow the cobwebs away
Then our bone structure is on display.

We jiggle it about which makes us laugh
And then we take our photograph,
I stick my fingers on top of his head
He doesn`t know `cause he is brain dead.

We`re exhausted by the end of the night
We must get to bed before it is light,
I`ll take one more selfie just for fun
Now that the night is over and done.

My chum and I like to have a laugh
It`s even written on our epitaph,
We were always together him and me
And friends in death we will forever be.

copyrightę Elsie

Elsie`s Poetry ~*~ Poet5170

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