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Up to Snuff?
Hey, Judge Kavanaugh,
What should people think
When they hear all about
How much you liked to drink?
You can play it down, of course,
But one thing's very clear:
When you went to school, your friends
Knew you liked your beer.
You showed up at your hearing with
All guns a blazing!
Your little friend Lindsey Graham
Thought you were amazing.
It doesn't really matter to him
If you're wrong or right.
People say that Graham has
Bigger goals in sight.
You are bound and determined to be
On our highest court.
You THINK you're qualified, but something
Tells us you fall short.
A judge-like character
Is ONE thing that's required.
But your impartiality
Leaves much to be desired.
Sure you have your fans who say
You are a decent man.
Republicans are using you
As part of their master plan.
Your shining record doesn't mean
That you weren't once a jerk.
Now that you've cleaned up your act
You want to do "God's work."
Call your attacks a smear if you want,
But we have had enough.
America deserves a justice
Who is up to snuff.
If up to par, what will further
Investigations show?
That you deserve to be a yes,
Or will you be a no?
-by Bob B (9-30-18)
What should people think
When they hear all about
How much you liked to drink?
You can play it down, of course,
But one thing's very clear:
When you went to school, your friends
Knew you liked your beer.
You showed up at your hearing with
All guns a blazing!
Your little friend Lindsey Graham
Thought you were amazing.
It doesn't really matter to him
If you're wrong or right.
People say that Graham has
Bigger goals in sight.
You are bound and determined to be
On our highest court.
You THINK you're qualified, but something
Tells us you fall short.
A judge-like character
Is ONE thing that's required.
But your impartiality
Leaves much to be desired.
Sure you have your fans who say
You are a decent man.
Republicans are using you
As part of their master plan.
Your shining record doesn't mean
That you weren't once a jerk.
Now that you've cleaned up your act
You want to do "God's work."
Call your attacks a smear if you want,
But we have had enough.
America deserves a justice
Who is up to snuff.
If up to par, what will further
Investigations show?
That you deserve to be a yes,
Or will you be a no?
-by Bob B (9-30-18)
