Some people come into your life for such a little while, but they have such a huge effect on it
There's many a failed eccentric
People who tried too much
But my old mate Ma Taylor
Just wasn't one of such.
A true and natural eccentric
Every single day of his life
The last time I saw him the day
He took Big ‘ilda to be his wife.
Then they flew off to Canada
Where they took life as it comes
The last that I'd heard he'd become
A Professor Of difficult sums.
Oh I'll never forget Old Ma
He had such an effect on my life
Along with Big ‘ilda from Birmingham
Who became his loving wife.