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Jesus Mercedeze

Oh Jesus Christ, with all mercy and compassion.
Your mercedeze benz tyres are for the slash'in.

I just have to see if they resurrect.
My knife's getting blunt, that's a defect.

So drive me flat out, it's nice to be close.
The air bag my saviour, my holy ghost.

The brick wall no match for me.
See I have insurance, I'll fix it almost free.

So drive me again, drive me to excess.
For the more you cost me, the more I love you less.

By Peter Riddoch.




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