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What a Gas!
The Internet was abuzz this week;
It had to do with a possible slip.
They say that during an interview,
Eric Swalwell° let one rip.
The sound was caused, Swalwell says,
By a mug scraping across a desk.
The big hullabaloo has made
The incident rather Chauceresque.
Even if there happened to be
A breaking of wind, not so mute,
Tell me: what on earth could be
More natural than a little toot?
But Swalwell wants to make it clear
To anyone who might be a doubter:
The sound picked up by the mics was most
Assuredly NOT a slipper-outer.
-by Bob B (11-20-19)
°U.S. Representative for California's 15th Congressional District
It had to do with a possible slip.
They say that during an interview,
Eric Swalwell° let one rip.
The sound was caused, Swalwell says,
By a mug scraping across a desk.
The big hullabaloo has made
The incident rather Chauceresque.
Even if there happened to be
A breaking of wind, not so mute,
Tell me: what on earth could be
More natural than a little toot?
But Swalwell wants to make it clear
To anyone who might be a doubter:
The sound picked up by the mics was most
Assuredly NOT a slipper-outer.
-by Bob B (11-20-19)
°U.S. Representative for California's 15th Congressional District
