If ever ya talk'en to an Aussie
And ya not making a lot'a sense
He'll likely just say .. Bugga Off
Roll a smoke leaning on a fence
Real Aussie's never waste time
Chatt'en with a complete fool
Tell ya to grab the shovel near
Smile watch'en you ,, It's a tool
They've seen pommies before
Even Jackaroos or the odd Jill
There's a requirement for Jills
They need to be all on the pill
But they look better on a horse
Just my think'en guess it's true
Me riding a little behind them
Gives an old guy a different view
A sense of humor is needed so much
Maybe being a bit rough round eges
Hard to tell sincerity from Aussie jokes
Rather have a beer than make pledges
I've seen so many Royals call in at times
And I guess they all do their very best
To look like a real fair dinkum Aussie
To pass the as if real fair dinkum test
But Jillaroos look better in old jeans
A hat found in the hay shed yesterday
A pair of boots spotted in a cow shed
That have long earned their as if pay
Aussies love pulling legs now and then
They've been do'en that for simply years
And comes in very handy at the local pub
Gets other Aussies a laugh almost to tears
Work with cattle as many of'em really do
They don't like stepp'en in those bull cakes
Good guys all of them but they love sense
Don't like listen'en to the kind some makes
Australia Day com'en up soon I guess so
More demo's a flag made in Redfern too
But have a beer a smoke tip ya hat a bit
So if ya not an Aussie that's what ya do
( Lotta Kiwis out there just ask'em to
count to six ) )
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