Just a little stagger
That's all it took
A screamed sob of rage
As you turned around to look.
There's a woman crying
In a beer soaked dress:
Only pain you know
Will help solve this mess.
That knee in the groin,
God that was quick,
Bending you double,
God that was slick,
To bring down your head
So he just couldn't miss
His crushing coup de grace
That evil Glasgow Kiss.
A small sized Jock
To my six one tall
But with such tactics
Size don't matter at all
Just a quick kick
As you lie on the floor
Honour is restored and
He's king of the bar once more
My one and only Glasgow Kiss:
It hurt so very much
It nearly took my mind off
That evil pain in my crutch.
