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Ready for Your Injection?
Where can I get my remedy
For COVID-19 today?
The president said he knows how he
Can make it go away.
He said it's very simple, for it
Merely involves an injectant--
Just inject into your veins
A household disinfectant!
Let me see: what would be better--
Lysol, Purell, or bleach?
Or maybe he would recommend
Getting a shot of each.
And then he offered another idea:
What might expedite
The death of the virus is bathing ourselves
In ultraviolet light!
For the longest time he pushed
A drug and strongly suggested
That it be made available,
Although it hadn't been tested.
His other strategy has been
To fire or demote
Those who don't agree with him.
Scientists take note.
What a guy! What a leader
To get us through this mess!
Where he gets his bizarre notions
Is anybody's guess.
By the way, he failed to mention
That Lysol injections do
Ultimately kill the virus
BECAUSE THEY KILL YOU, TOO!
-by Bob B (4-25-20)
For COVID-19 today?
The president said he knows how he
Can make it go away.
He said it's very simple, for it
Merely involves an injectant--
Just inject into your veins
A household disinfectant!
Let me see: what would be better--
Lysol, Purell, or bleach?
Or maybe he would recommend
Getting a shot of each.
And then he offered another idea:
What might expedite
The death of the virus is bathing ourselves
In ultraviolet light!
For the longest time he pushed
A drug and strongly suggested
That it be made available,
Although it hadn't been tested.
His other strategy has been
To fire or demote
Those who don't agree with him.
Scientists take note.
What a guy! What a leader
To get us through this mess!
Where he gets his bizarre notions
Is anybody's guess.
By the way, he failed to mention
That Lysol injections do
Ultimately kill the virus
BECAUSE THEY KILL YOU, TOO!
-by Bob B (4-25-20)
