Theresa May, her party''s selection
Unnecessarily called a General Election,
Much to her cost
She very much nearly lost
And now she's facing their rejection.
Agreements being made with the DUP,
Heaven knows how they'll agree
I wonder how long before
Being gay isn't legal anymore
it's probably a case of just wait and see.
She really can't criticise Jezza anymore
For his talking with Para militaries before
He was only trying
To stop people dying
Not inviting the terrorist though his door
Boris Johnson, next leader in waiting
Just Sitting there smugly anticipating
How he'll take all
On Theresa's fall
While his support he's currently stating
Europe is wondering about our exit
When it comes to discussing Brexit
Will they start to talk
Or will they just baulk
And when they're ready just text it.
Theresa May's open power lust
Almost turned her hope to dust
As party her grieves
The Horse Thieves
Seem to expect support and trust.
How on Earth will it finally end
Will they break or will they bend
Just wondering how low
Will the Tories go
And what message does it send.