Fly Tipping is illegal
White lettering on red
Nailed to a fence post
Just above my head
I don't think he saw me
As he drove up in his car
Just off the main road
Not really very far
Just a little beauty spot
By the Humber side
Quite a popular spot
For a little Sunday ride.
He looked around furtively
Didn't see anybody about
So he opened up the boot
Quickly took two bags out
Full rubbish which he
Tipped on the foreshore
Went back to the boot and
Tipped another couple more
In surprise i shouted hey
But he didn't look or linger
Jusyv quickly drove off
After giving me the finger.
No working class yob
Bottom of the heap
Getting rid of his rubbish
Quickly on the cheap
Maybe a Captain of Industry
Driving on his commercial ship
just too busy to queue
At his local recycling tip
A pillar of his community
A man of importance in his way
A superb “example of the creed
Don't do as i do just do as I say
In hiis Luxury marque of car
So very tastefully dressed
Just shows the classlessness
Of these anti social pests.
