If theres one thing that's a real thorn
In my life right now it's all of strife
They have her hooked a chat group
And it's all of Face Book .. My wife
Taking up all her time every day
Coarsing woe within my very home
Endless souls she'll never really know
Can create danger for her F B alone
Involving her in raffles it goes on so
All run by a woman she's never met
Trying to give herself as if a name
Ever day dawn till dark an unsafe bet
She's my wife and it's arguments more
With all this lockdown family fay away
She calls them all her friends as well
Many unknown friends needed every day
Hard enough running a home as it is now
And on the mobile all hours of a night
Often washing cooking cleaning as well
Waiting on this F B chat group as if site
Now F B is great for business the likes
But this chat group is none of to be
On F B running wrisk of God knows who
Same importance as a public lavetry
It's a pain and it's not helping no way
I guess wives guys by the very score
Nobody really knows any of the them
A dangerous lucky dip and that's for sure
Many could be the worst on this earth
They can pretend to be the best in life
Don't know if she found them or they her
But it's creating more than endless strife
In the name of sheer commonsense at all
Proven they can trace one very home true
And F B collects data all the time been said
It's worth money passports so on through
Always a subject in every seems debate
Tied of arguments mucking up her fun
Such respect fo women have I true
A F B group as if shold be over and done