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MUSLIM NAMES, ABUSED OR CORRUPT CHRISTIAN NAMES AND  PAGAN NAMES



One day, in a Physical Chemistry class in the then old University, Professor Coshens who had vowed to us that his head was barbed with broken bottles once in the cult, was normal that afternoon. It was a hot afternoon; an arid, dry and fraggy one. Coshens was explaining the dynamox, its relation to the Schrodinger equation in three dimensions, and its application in Nanotechnology. It was evident none of the students understood. I wanted to raise my hand, but I had a reservation. Suddenly, a young lady that sat by me put up her hand. Prof. said "Yes. Go on, lady. What's your question?" The young lady retorted "Prof., we don't understand." Prof. replied "Even me, I'm trying to understand!" And we all bursted into laughter. You may think Prof. meant he knew nothing: exactly on the converse, that was not what Prof. meant.

When I was fourteen, in my SS2 in Duke Town Secondary School, Calabar, Nigeria, I picked up a Biology text one day to read: immediately I opened the book, my eyes fell on a word: it was a type of tissues found in plant stems and roots alongside the phloem and Xylem. It read CHLORENCHYMA (In Aphekhians, it read "ASUK ANA NKAN IBAN!", meaning "You're busy wasting your life sleeping with old women!" I dropped the book immediately and walked away.

Sometime ago, a little African girl, about three was left at home with her elder brother, who was five in the absence of their parents and no one else. Food was given to the elderly child, the boy to share with his sister, but he lied to her that they had to wait till the afternoon before eating the morning meal. But often, he would cleverly distract her by sending her on an errand, then sneak in to pick a strand of fish from the food to eat. He did it about thrice. The girl couldn't bear anymore and blurted at him: "Idoho asuk aping eta?" meaning "are you not pilfering on some strand of fish over there?" The funny thing is, there was no word like "aping" in the whole of Aphekhian registers.

The following are meanings of certain Muslim or Islamic, Abused Christian Names and pagan ones.

1. MUSLIM NAMES/ MEANINGS

A. MURTALA/ MURDERER
B. MOHAMMED/ MORE HARM MADE
C. ABDULWAHEED/ I WILL RAPE YOU AND TEAR YOU SLOWLY
D. ABDULFATTAH / I LOVE TO SLEEP WITH FAT WOMEN, TEAR THEM APART, AND I TAKE MY TIME/ I DEAL IN FAT WOMEN
E. IBRAHIM/ I LOVE TO TEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHES AND RAPE THEM
F. NUHU/ A LONG, NARROW, SMELLING WOUND WHICH I SNIFF OR...OF A WOMAN
G. ABUBAKAR/ I LOVE TO BUTCHER YOU AND EAT THE DEACAYED MEAT
H. SADIQ/ I COMMIT IMMORALITY SO MUCH AS A PAST TIME, SO CALL ME "SIR DIG"
I. TAOFEEK/ I RAPE WHILE I'M OPPRESSING AND EATING YOU
J. DANGURUDU/ GOOD FOR NOTHING/ HANDICAPPED
K. ALLAH NAH NAH/ THE RAPING GOD
L. KWANKWANZO/ CROOKED/ BROKEN LEGS/ POLIO SPIRIT
M. BADAMUSI/ THE BADDEST
N. RIBADU/ A BAD REPUBLIC/ A WORSE REAPPERANCE
O. BORNU/ GIVE BIRTH TO THE HANDICAPPED OR MAIMED
P. ZARIA/ ZAIRE/ ZAIRE, I HIRE YOU
Q. MAIDUGURI/ WE RAPE HOUSE MAIDS TO DEATH HERE
R. LATEEF/ I AM A THIEF
S. MALAM/ RAPE LITTLE CHRISTIAN GIRLS OR "LAMBS"
T. TOFA/ TOUGHER/ SUFFER
U. SADIJA/ I RAPE THIS A LOT
V. KHADIJA/ I RAPE HER BY PLAYING TRICKS
W. MAGOT
X. LIAR
Y. AMIN/ I'M POSSESSED
Z. ABOKI/ HARLOT LINKSMAN/ CONNECTOR
ZA. AMINA/ THE ONE I RAPE MOST/ I'M IN HER/ THE POSSESSED GIRL
ETC.


I ONCE FOUND THIS NOMINAL RENDITION OR NAME ON A BOOK WRITTEN BY A HAUSA MAN: YUNANA TAHAYA ZOH, MEANING: I WILL RAPE OUT YOUR SOUL/ I WILL RAPE YOU TO DEATH TILL I'M SATISFIED AND TIRED.


2. ABUSED/ CORRUPT OR DEFILED CHRISTIAN NAMES

The following are some abused Christan names you should never bear.You would also find these names, as nice as they sound have no effect whatsoever on the bearers. These names had been hijacked, infiltrated by Witchcraft, so that they lost their entire meanings:

A. GLORY
B. DIVINE
C. HOSANNA/ SUSANA
D. DESMOND
E. BLESSING

ETC

3. PAGAN NAMES

A. INDWELT RAGE
B. I NEED A DARK MAN
C. TINY CRUMB
D. MERMAID
E. CARNIBAL
F. FIRST SON/ THE ONE I CHOOSE AND CORRECT AND HELP
G. SECOND SON/ (OF A MOTHER) THE ONE I RESERVE FOR MARRIAGE/ MY SECOND HUSBAND
H. GRAND FATHER/ REINCARNATED GRAND FATHER
I. GRAND MOTHER/ REINCARNATED GRAND MOTHER
J. FATHER'S CONCUBINE/ FATHER'S GIRL FRIEND
K. CORPSES
L. I AM THE CHIEF'S GIRL FRIEND
M. MOSQUITO
N. LUCIFER
O. IBADAN/ ABADDON
P. FOOL
Q. BOW DOW AND WORSHIP ME
R. THIS BABY WILL SURELY DIE TOMORROW
ETC

SURELY WE CAN'T HIDE INTENSIONS. IF WE HAVE KILLED, ROBBED OR WOUNDED WITH THESE TAXONS, THEN THERE WILL SURELY BE A REPRISAL.


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