When Britain ruled the waves
Life was so much better.
Now we've lost control and
The climate's getting wetter.
The ice caps are melting
That's certainly true,
But I'm certain it's the fault
Of that dastardly EU.
When Britain ruled the waves
We'd plunder and pillage at will.
I'm sure the world would be better
If we could do that still.
We would sort out the natives
Steal their wives, asses, and goats
And if they dared to object we'd
Send in a squadron of gunboats.
Oh, by villainy and conquest
We won the colonisation race
And when Britain ruled
All knew their allotted place.
It's a well known fact of life
The world had more soul
Under our benign rule
When we were in control.
Oh they can beg and plead
But its now far too late.
They'll just have to try and
Sort out their own fate.
We don't care a toss about
Crops rotting in the field
A small price to pay
To keep our borders sealed.
We allow some foreigners in
Without too much of a bitch
So long as they are aristos
Or at least they're filthy rich.
We know where we're going!
We're on the right track!
We are Little Britain and
We've got our Country Back!!
