Land of sleaze and Tory
Where it seems to me
They learn dishonest behaviour
At their Nanny's knee
Greater still and greater
shall their thievery extend
Until they've split the lot
with their old school friends
Until they've split the lot
with their old school friends
Greater still and greater
Their great avarice grows
When will they be satisfied
Heaven only knows
With apologies to Edward Elgar
and A C Benson., Lyricist
