Just hours to go before
The match can begin,
Fingers and toes all crossed
In the hope that we win.
But, if we don't beat Denmark
Will it mean the World's end?
Will the acts of commiseration
Drive the fans round the bend?
Will they build a new Ark,
Will there be a Great Flood,
Will the D.I.Y. Shops
Run out of Gopher Wood?
Or, will common sense prevail
At life's great cocktail bar,
As fans mutter, well done lads,
For having gotten us this far?
Will we all show some pride for
The achievement of our team
And lift a glass in toast to say
Thanks for giving us that dream
