Greetings Third World Countries
Is life nondescript, bland and dull
Got an ungrateful population
You think deserves a cull?
We are Rent-an-Invasion,
Run by Brits and Yanks,
You supply the Country
Us the troops and tanks.
Want some excitement
Want a Revolution,
Rent an Invasion
Could be your solution?
We'll overthrow a Government,
Bring chaos to your land
It may look a bit disorganised but
Be assured its all planned.
We can supply references
From Vietnam and Iran
And, hot off the press,
Debacle of Afghanistan.
We'll supply the equipment
So long as you don't mind
If we pull out in a panic
And leave it all behind.
We'll give you such excitement
Like you've seldom had before
Take minds of Global Warming
With the thrill of Civil war.
Sponsored by the Arms Trade,
Stock Exchanges, and Banks
Experience the thrill of invasion
Courtesy of Brits and the Yanks!
