When the country was Aristocracy led
The peasantry were adequately fed
And flogged with compassion
Not like the modern fashion
With the Upper Middle Class at its head
It's the knowledge such breeding brings
Confidence in dealing with many things
Use of the right knife and fork
Properly cooking of their pork
Compassionate control of underlings
What this country is badly needing
Leadership by those of good breeding
Not those patently self made
Rich by the practice of trade
Or such dubious mean of succeeding
Heath, Johnson, Major Thatcher, May
And Cameron all at tines had their day
All ruled the state ship
By ill use of the whip
All should have been filed quietly away
It's a sad fact we have finally to face
Middle class don't know their place
We've handed the right to rule
To offspring of uncultured fools
And Society now is a blasted disgrace
Let's have the rule of the Lord restored
Which, with discriminate use of the War,
Keeps the population docile
And ensures all the while
God's back in his Heaven once more
