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Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin is feeling so sad
Nanny Alice has turned out to be bad
For this bit of skirt
Has started  to flirt
With Boris the Downing Street Cad

Knives out at Westminster Palace
Boris  been seen dallying with Alice
With a libido  so huge you see
He needs at least two or three
But his current wife is Far too jealous

Alice is engaged to one of the guards
Who's six foot eight and big and hard
And currently said Alice
Full of outrage and malice
And  thinks Boris just  a huge tub of lard

Boris is hiding in Westminster Palace
In a  cupboard cuddling with Alice
But Mrs B, acting on a tip
Super glued his trouser zip
Fruitless  dalliance in the Palace with Alice.

But Alice's bloke is on war patrol
Searching  for Boris's hidey hole
It'll  be hell  in the Palace
If he finds him with Alice
Boris'll be lucky to come out whole.

Fun and games at Westminster Palace
Red tops are wanting to interview Alice
For info on the  doings
And all  of the wooings
Of Westminster Palace's rampant phallus

Boris has head stuck up in the cloud
With his nefarious and nasty crowd
He just thinks he's in clover
Getting  his seasonal leg over
With the electorate all suitably cowed

So the Christmas farce again goes ahead
What matter a few thousand extra dead
Last year they all missed
The chance to get pissed
And the traditional Turkey and turnip spread

Christopher Robin says  it's a funny old life
When Everybody's off with another's wife
At least it seems to come to pass
In the echelons of the upper class
Where such behaviour seems common and rife.

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