An amazing conversationalist
With her unique power
She could make every minute
Seem more like an hour
You could see faces blanch
As she had her say
Nobody had the courage
To just turn and walk away.
Her fame soon spread
Folk came from far and near
Just for the experience of
Having her bend their ear.
For some strange reason
She was the person to know
logical outcome of her talent
Host of a local TV show
A wonderful example of
Self confidence conquering all
An acclaimed raconteur with
No conversational skills at all
