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County Councillor

Shes in a position of authority,
County Councillor no less,
With her skill of communication
That's no surprise I guess.
She worked at our chippie
Never ever made a mistake
Never ever served cod to
One who'd ordered skate..

Fish and taties on a Friday
Occasional after pints treat,.
We'd all go on to Sheila's
Where we'd  chat and eat.
She served one fish short
But she refused to check
Just opened her mouth and
Gave it to me in the neck

Said she'd been here years
And did i really think
It was OK to cheek her just
Because I'd had a drink.
Rudely she suggested that
I learn to take my beer
She didn't make mistakes
So clear off out of here.

I'm a responsible citizen
I don't drink and drive
Maybe one of the reasons
That I'm still alive
Embarrassed I just left
But how I just so wish
I'd insisted on not paying
For for that missing fish.

She may now be a politician,
A Local Wheeler Dealer,
But in my mind she's always
A nasty Fish Stealer,
Rude and overbearing,
Big mouthed and loud
I'm sure she fits in well
With the political crowd.

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